Mike Palecek, GOY STORY

Goy Story

by Mike Palecek

“Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression;
this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek,
receive and impart information and ideas through any media
and regardless of frontiers.”

— Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights

The wayfarer,
Perceiving the pathway to truth,
Was struck with astonishment.
It was thickly grown with weeds.
“Ha,” he said,
“I see that no one has passed here
In a long time.”
Later he saw that each weed was a singular knife.
“Well,” he mumbled at last,
“Doubtless there are other roads.”

— Stephen Crane

[Excerpt here: For full text of Trilogy, go here:

https://mikepalecek.substack.com/p/goy-story]

One

The coat that hangs in your closet belongs to the poor.

— Peter Maurin

We were a little late.
Despite embarking posthaste.
Because Mowgli had to pee. He takes for fucking ever. And in Manhattan? And, the primo directions we got from Wind In His Antennae were for shit.
But still we saw.

There they fucking were, about nine big guys in tight suits, with ear plugs and radios, helping rush Mr. E out the side door, and then the ambulance hauls ass up, boom! I tell you that dude slammed that driveway, woah, like now! That’s what I’m talkin’ about.
And they bring out this other guy on the gurney, the dead guy, I’m guessing.
Windy said be there at six bells.
And we would have, if the directions weren’t fucked, and fucking Mowgli.
We were gonna stop this shit, expose the fuck out of all a this. What the fuck, bro, that’s what I’m gonna tell Windy when I see him.

They put him, the first guy, from the side door, in this black SUV, sure didn’t look deceased to me, and whoosh! they pulled away from the curb, into that New York traffic. We stood there watching by sight and by the helicopter as long as we could, on tiptoes, until they disappeared into the mud, the blood, the beer, recalling the words of Thomas Dewey, “if you’re not in New York, you’re out camping.”
Then we had a dog, a pretzel, took a nap, sat on the grass at Bryant Park and did some homo sapiens watching, just kinda diggin’ the city vibe.
All in all, it was a pretty good day.
Had to get up early as fuck, but still not bad at all.

TWO

You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
When the road looks rough ahead
And you’re miles and miles from your nice warm bed
You just remember what your old pal said
Boy, you’ve got a friend in me
Yeah, you’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me You’ve got a friend in me

— Randy Newman

Anybody remember the New Jersey Lights, what was that ten, fifteen minutes ago?
It’s kind of hard to keep up, if you’re trying. If you’re not, then things are pretty much okay. I know, right?
Remember when I got shot? I do. And before that Grampowpow got shot and then he died, and then the homo sapiens murdered a bunch of our folks.
We got even with them in Minneapolis, then we came to northern Wisconsin where they have like zero bars, not taverns.
Somebody said, to me and Mowgli one day in the Packer Pub & Grub, he said, you wanna see something?
And we said, fuck-yeah.

I don’t really talk like a Soprano driving a Central Park horse buggy when I’m in Minnesota or Wisconsin, just sayin’. But since we been in New York, man. I’m startin’ ta ‘tink we’re like chameleons. Must be a built-in protective thing, like cloaking, pissing with the wind. I have a cousin who speaks perfect Nebraskan. No, really.
Well, the aliens. That’s Wind In His Antennae. He’s a pretty good dude, but I gotta tell ya, I think he screwed us with that Jeffrey Epstein thing …
Windy, he says one day, we were chillin’ watching satellites, puttin’ away a few Coronas, bolt out of the blue, he says, you guys want to help us, get your feet wet, your hands dirty, be a fuckin’ part of the fuckin’ world for once, do somethin’?

And I says, yeah, I says, you put it all nice and wrap it up with a bow like that, how can I resist, you fuckin’ reptile. So, whatta ya got?
Takin’ an interest. Okay up to a point. Prime directive, got that from Spock. That’s what works best, just do your own thing.
But they finally, with Obama, I think, probly, Clintons, Biden, Bush, Trump, such a line of succession of slime balls … figured they had to do something.
And I thought they didn’t mix with the “others.” Maybe this was the last one, now they’re gonna set things straight, or, maybe them and Epstein got somethin’ on the aliens … hmm.
See, these aliens, well, here’s how it was told to me …
They came here a long frikkin’ time ago. It’s like this good ol’ Sas I used to know. Him and his family came to Minnesota from Oregon for a funeral, and they just stayed.
Well, some did.
The aliens.
Some were already here from long ago, on a temporary, in-transit basis, got involved in pyramid construction, I’m told, civilizations, advisory, consultative basis, and probably more than that in some cases.
Then, comes along the 1930s-40s, and like snowbirds to Phoenix, maybe want to hunker down permanently, kids are grown, you know, and so they talk to the higher-up tellurian rabble.
Still not wanting to really get involved.

And, all the while, learning from Yogi Berra, how you could see a lot by observing, they see, for one thing, revolutions for the people, France, U.S., China, Russia, Latin America, pretty much all over.
And watching these others also taking account, and these others are doing pretty good, and they don’t really want that, for everybody to do good, because their muscle t-shirts from Wall Drug read: Poverty Isn’t The Problem It’s The Solution.
In fact, these revolutions “for good” kind of pissed them off and now They (the legal name for their group as declared in secret ceremony in the second floor former Grange Hall, in Kearney, Nebraska in 1932) want to double-down and pretty much take over, but because of certain this and that, there still exists in the people’s head a not-great vision of storm troopers headed this way down the street, and so that means They have to think if there are other ways, which there are. By deception is also good and will suffice.

Anywho, all that is a long ass way of sayin’ that we went to Arizona to meet the aliens, learned how they had been here for a while and they didn’t really mind us and the tellurians so much, but there were some that they really couldn’t stand, and they were finally, after about a million years, getting organized, their poop in a pile, to right the ship, as it were.
And that’s why it makes no sense that Windy gave me directions that made certain we didn’t quite get there to be a part of all that, and why The Aliens let The Others just have it their way, again.
Unless, like I said, maybe These Others also have something on The Aliens.
Yeah, I don’t know. Not sayin’, just sayin’ ya know?
Where is Officer Columbo when you need him?
Or John Kennedy, or Bobby, or Superman, or Buzz Lightyear, right?
Where is anybody when you need them.

THREE

At most terrestrial men fancied there might be other men upon Mars, perhaps inferior to themselves and ready to welcome a missionary enterprise. Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us. And early in the twentieth century came the great disillusionment.

— War of the Worlds, H.G. Wells

We know now that in the early years of the twentieth century this world was being watched closely by intelligences greater than man’s, and yet as mortal as his own. We know now that as human beings busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinized and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinize the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. …
Yet across an immense ethereal gulf, minds that are to our minds as ours are to the beasts in the jungle, intellects vast, cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes and slowly and surely drew their plans against us.

— Orson Wells, War of the Worlds broadcast, as performed by Orson Welles & the Mercury Theatre on the Air, and broadcast on the Columbia Broadcasting System on Sunday, October 30, 1938 from 8:00 to 9:00 P. M.

“I believe that ancient Jews built boats and sailed to America!”
I just think that’s hilarious and I like to shout it out once every now and again, sometimes at three in the morning from the woods next to a quiet little Wisconsin town. It’s a hoot.
Well, hell, da Jews.
Whatta ya gonna do?
Pretty big topic these days, in the world.
I don’t really want to get into their whole history, I don’t really know their whole history. I just, I do know, it’s not good, at least the parts that I know, Gaza, Kennedy’s, 9/11. I’ll allow there are lots of good Jews, no doubt. I just don’t get all the killing and lies. What the fuck? Ya know?
Fuckin’ Aliens.
Fuckin’ Jews.
Whatta ya gonna do?
Can’t take ‘em fishin’, can’t take ‘em to the movies, home to Mama.
Just gotta love ‘em.

FOUR

The next war will be a war of ideas.
— Bill Hicks

Well, what Windy explained to me, and some of it I already knew, was that They controlled everything, everything not controlled by Windy and his crew, Klaatu, the Na’vi, the Iron Giant.
And here is where it really gets down, to the ground, like donkey kong.
They do all this fake shit, control everything, for one, to confuse people, something called Ordo Ab Chao, which to me sounds like space alien dog food, but anyway … because they can, and almost nobody even knows They are doing it, because They want to rule the world, park wherever the fuck They want.
Who wouldn’t?

I don’t know … I don’t.
That sounds like a shit-ton of work. I got this baseball package, what else do I need.
And They do, have done, are doing, all this shit: Every Town Gets A Shooting (you’re next! you’re next! just wait!), for one. And then all this shit, I don’t know, Floyd tattoo, “weather mod,” fires.
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And the way Windy explains it … you know that one movie, no, not Shrek II, the other one, where the toys try to impress the bad kid owner, Bad Andy, Windy calls him. Like the Democrats and Republicans and They … that’s as far as I cared to listen, actually. … but there was more, there always fuckin’ is.
Oh, now you tell me.
Mowgli has a list: strong cities, beheading videos, bin Laden videos, buried at sea, Saddaam statue coming down, “we were always at war with Eurasia?”
What’s that even mean, Mowg?
He says, just read.
There was never an Epsteen list.
Invade Iraq/Afghnistan makes perfect sense.
Six feet should do it.
Freedom Fries.
WMD/Oswald/Sirhan/Fall on their heads/Parkland/Columbine/Aurora/Pearl Harbor/Moon/Tonkin/Jan. 6, all makes perfect sense.
Maxwell/Epstein/Maxwell/Mosad.
Didn’t kill because he had things 2 be released if they did.
Stuff he has helps them rule the world
… also, need fuckin’ America disarmed, yesterday …
Okay, okay, yada dada.
I read it.
What’s it all mean?
Mowg.
Mowg?

FIVE

Stahl: How did you convince Hezbollah to buy this [exploding pagers]:
Mossad agent: Well, obviously they didn’t know they were buying it from Israel.
We have an incredible array of [ ] creating foreign companies that have no way of being traced back to Israel, shell companies over shell companies that affect the supply chain to our favor. We create a pretend world. We are a global production company. We write the screen play. We’re the directors. We’re the producers. We’re the main actors. The world is our stage.
— Mossad Agent on 60 Minutes talking to Leslie Stahl.
Dec. 22, 2024

Did you know that “Goyim” is Jewish for cattle.
They call you “Goy.”
I don’t think they call us that, or the aliens, they better not, just you.
These stories, these “narratives,” these newspaper and television and radio stories are what They call Goy Stories, like putting a radio in the kitchen window at night for the cows to listen to, to help them go to sleep.
And while you, I mean, the cows, are sleeping, They get to do all their shit.
Well, so that’s really why me and Mowgli and Windy put this book together, the one you have in your hands. We think, like Maurin said, that we all do better when we all do better, and it’s no doubt the rabble — you guys — are in love with stories.
And, what you need.
What you deserve.
What you absolutely must have — to get your dobbers up, your spirits motated, your goddamn balls and butts off the downstairs sofa, where, in the pitch dark, you are watching TV, eating Doritos, clutching the cushy pillow …
… You are not toys to be played with …
You are … I don’t knoow … something else.
… Anyway without further milieu, I present to you, your diegesis.

Goy Story

Well, once upon a time … there once were aaall these fuckin’ people …
… And they were all in this big fucking building, a stadium, and they were cheering, “Yay! Yay! Fuckin’ Yay!”
Because all these big shots were being brought in with trumpets, and streamers, and shit, on horseback, in chariots, in golf carts, in big black limousines with red, white & blue, and blue & white little fucking flags fluttering from the quarter panels.
And, one by one, They were brought up to this platform, with dancing girls from NPR, this big long run of wooden steps for this thing made yesterday just for them.
When They all got up to the top, everyone cheered. The fucking stadium was fucking packed. The big shots smiled wide and turned and waved over their heads as balloons and confetti streamed down on their heads.
Then, on the Gigantic Fucking Jumbotron screen there appeared live images of children, from Gaza, Iraq, Afghanistan, Detroit, Vietnam, El Salvador, Los Angeles, Hiroshima, Ukraine.
And they were wearing the best clothes they could come up with, and you could see some adults off to the side working to get them into a clump so they could all be seen on screen.
Then … one girl in the clump started them out.
She sang out, “Let’s Go Brandon! … Let’s Go Brandon! Let’s Go, Brandon!”
The other children joined her, and as a choir they sang out, soon joined by the big crowd in the stadium. Like the Vienna Boys Choir on fuckin’ steroids.
“Let’s … Go … Brandon!
“Let’s Go Dubya!
“Let’s Go Clinton!
“Let’s Go, Hillary!
“Let’s Go Obama!
“Let’s, Go, Bibi!
“Let’s Go Donald …”
The big shots on the stage stood there with their mouths closed and their hands at their sides in fists, stiffly swiveling all around, seeing the children on the screen and the huge … fucking … crowd.
And, looking up, they saw not balloons, nor confetti, but now nooses dangling from the gallows.
And they thought, oh, shit.
Oy, vey iz mir.

Sweet dreams now.
And as the years go by
Our friendship will never die
You’re gonna see, it’s our destiny
You’ve got a friend in me.

NOTES:

Richard Dolan:

What If It’s All Real?

[excerpts]

•This is how truth comes out, little patterns begin to emerge very quietly piece by piece, until one day they become undeniable

•Pat Price claimed back then back in 1973 that he remotely viewed four alien bases on Earth.

•The four bases were … one was Mount Perdido that’s in the Pyrenees right between France and Spain on the eastern side. This base he said was basically focused on human genetic experimentation. Apparently it was involved in monitoring human neurological development.

• Another one was at Mount Hayes in Alaska. This apparently was a very major site, and he described it as being responsible for weather manipulation and electromagnetic surveillance of strategic military installations. He indicated it had a lot of protection within the right places within the US establishment, so that no one would go snooping around there.

•Another one was in northern Australia, a place called Mount Zeil. T,his was allegedly a central hub for like spacecraft repair and maintenance some kind of logistical infrastructure. It’s the impression that one gets.

•And then the fourth, Mount Nani, or used to be known as Mount Nyangani, that’s in Zimbabwe and this was perhaps, at least according to what Price stated some kind of center for psychological operations or mind control.

•What he said also about these locations, the beings there looked human mostly, but they were not human.

•And they could exert very advanced forms of mind control behavioral influence and they operated with a very detailed knowledge of human institutions and human technology.

•So was Pat Price right about alien bases, or was he wrong. Well, of course, we don’t know, but what we do know is Pat Price was one of the most accurate remote viewers ever tested within the decades-long remote viewing program that was covertly run by the US government and military.

•… so if UFOs or UAPs are real and they are operating on or near our planet on a regular basis, which it certainly looks like to me, does it make sense that they’re just popping in and out from some far away star system every time?

•You would want an anchor point, you would want some kind of base. So if alien bases are real then the implications are staggering.

•Because it means the UFO phenomena is not some series of isolated incidents, it’s not just a few glimpses of strange lights in the sky. It would mean that this is an established physical presence operating in secrecy right here on Earth.

•Then we are dealing with a situation that radically changes how we should view pretty much everything about our world.
•If people like Kellstros or Ross’ people are to be believed it would appear that these facilities have existed for decades or maybe far longer.

•If these bases exist, then that means there’s certain regions of our planet that are effectively alien territory.

• If you consider that alien bases exist, it really becomes easy to see this, we know the coverup is real, but the existence of bases takes that cover up to an entirely different level. It’s a little bit more than just hiding videos or documents from the public for many years.

•… so we’re dealing with a multi-generational deception, probably involving a very tiered system of access within the military-industrial complex where not even the president very likely is fully read in … that’s what it looks like so secrecy this type of secrecy has its own price … it distorts our science, it distorts our politics, our culture, and more than that it creates a black hole where resources, and truth all disappear, and finally if these bases exist it means that we are not the dominant species here, not in the way that we like to think.

•If someone else is here more advanced, more capable already embedded in our world, then our role may not be that of masters of the earth, maybe we are being tolerated, maybe we are being watched, studied, maybe managed.

•I don’t know how far this goes, but it could very well mean that our civilization is not what we thought it was.

• The world that we think we know is definitely incomplete. It is definitely edited and sanitized, and very likely missing a couple of big chapters.

•If this is true, what does this say about all the history that I thought I knew, and it implies a a very large massive reality that must exist that we are just missing

•Just look at the Wall Street Journal, they’ve recently continued their wretched coverage of this subject with another juvenile attempt to debunk the entire phenomenon, part two, in the recent series on this.

•I already discussed the first installment of that series. It’s very obvious that this is a desperate move by an establishment clinging to its narrative at all costs. …

Scott Creighton:

New Cover-up Proves Jeffrey Epstein Is Still Alive

•… That’s why Dan Bongino looked that way. That’s why Kash Patel looked that way. That’s why Donald Trump was like, Epstein, who’s Epstein? What’s this Epstein thing you’re talking about? As if anybody cares about that. … People are going to say and are saying already that Donald Trump is being forced to do this by somebody bigger than him.

•And I know at this point in time after what I’ve shown you and his closeness to Epstein and his affinity for the young ones, you might think that I would laugh at that. I’m not. I’m going to tell you straight up somebody bigger than him, with more influence than him has put the kibash on this, and I’ll tell you exactly who the [ __ ] that was.

•Here it is. Fine. I’ll tell you exactly who that was.

•It was Jeffrey Epstein. Of course it was Jeffrey Epstein. Of course it’s [ __ ] Jeffrey Epstein.

•They did a [ __ ] body switch, boys and girls. They extracted him from the situation.

•No more Julie Browns. No more [ __ ] Miami [ __ ] reports on him. No more questions about what he was doing. No more following him around. He’s done. He’s dead. He’s gone.

•He died on August 10th. His last mug shot was from July. He died August 10th, 2019.

•Except that’s him talking to his employee, the head groundsman on Little St. James Island after Hurricane Dorian. And that video was shot on August 30th, 2019. Jeffrey Epstein is not dead. And the video proves it.

•All of this proves it. Who else would have basically enough information on all these people to shut them the [ __ ] up?

•Yes, of course. He worked for Mossad. He also worked for MI6. He also worked for the CIA, and in some cases they worked for him. That’s how it works.