Babylon Bee BERLIN — During his speech last night, Biden abolished the office of the president and named himself Supreme Fuhrer. “It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to accept this new authority I have given myself”, said the benevolent. ruler. “I love democracy. Once this crisis has abated, I will lay down the powers I have given myself. No, I’m serious. Think about it. Not a joke!” Political dissidents were then rounded up and imprisoned in order to save democracy. The whereabouts of Senator Ted Cruz are…
